Oh for God sake. Some people are so bloody thick in the head they shouldn’t be breathing. Can you believe there are idjits who think I’m straight? Course I didn’t like them well enough to tell them I was gay. On the net you can be anything you want. No one knows you are a dog… or a Registered Coonhound who is pure slut named Rosa Tart out of Sweet Alex Tart. [Read Standing Stone to get the reference.]
I’ve been gay since I had a crush on… no wait… The cute little blond in the first grade doesn’t count. He was really cute but my first crush was Little Joe Cartwright. I think I was 3. I know I was glued to the TV set to see him.
I did wait until the navy to do anything about it… you know… Anchors away. [dirty grin inserted here].
If you don’t know I’m gay, you do now. And frankly, if I didn’t tell you, I didn’t like you enough to tell your sorry ass that I was. I’m nice to everyone unless they are mean. And let’s face it, if you thought I was straight until now and are just reading this? You qualify as mean and nasty. I was polite. You were annoying. End of that soap opera.
Yep. I’m gay. And if you didn’t know, I didn’t want you to know and you know what? That’s my right. Not yours. And you want to know why? Look at your reaction. Answer enough.