Slightly painful…




Okay, just what the devil does Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious have to do with good news? Take a good look at the Mary Poppin’s video. It bloody well has nothing to do with Good News. Unless you want to be married to someone you would be better off not marrying. Where on earth do the people who come up with these prompts live? Ork?

As for the prompt: You get some incredibly, amazingly, wonderfully fantastic news. What’s the first thing you do? My God, people. Give the freakin’ adverbs a break. My first reaction was someone needed to take writing 101 again because they slept through it in High School. Pure hyperbole and badly done hyperbole at that.

Now after all that, I finally got to what the idjits were trying to say. You get some unexpected fantastic news. What is the first thing you do? Call my lawyer. The only thing unexpected is if I win the lottery because I didn’t buy a damn ticket so the first thing I will do is call my lawyer.  [And it better be enough money to make it worth my while.]   I’m too old for that dancing around shit.

Otherwise? Smile all day.

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